212 is the new 110

And winning the award in the category "Any moron can make a million dollars by coming up with a cheesy motivational ploy" is...

Sam Parker!

Congratulations Sam. You are a pot of boiling water. You were a guy that realized that the entire world works in gradiants, and not only that, you were able to exploit it to make a buck!

At 32 degrees, ice is just ice. But at 33 degrees it melts and becomes water! And water can suply 19% of the worlds electricity, plus it keeps us alive! Can your "steam" do THAT Mr. Parker? I mean, who uses steam engines anymore, really? I think the only use steam still has is making fat guys in white towels feel like they're doing something healthy while they just sit there. Go back to the boiling water stage and at least you can cook some food or something...

So anyway, here's to you, Sam Parker, your crappy 212movie.com site, and all the cheap swag you managed to sell to all those giant corporations. Congratulations, and may your success be as short lived as the fleeting vapor you exploited to gain it!

P.S. HOT WATER BURN BABY!!!