2555 days ago...

...I was sitting in The McCauley Room for orientation. That room doesn't even exist any more. A lot has changed in 7 years. I'd like to think working at the hospital is kinda like the show Scrubs, but it isn't. Unfortunately, in the real world, the janitors are just plain creepy, the doctors are rude (and generally not too intelligent), the nurses are hotter, and I don't narrate the entire day in my head (very often).

However, I have learned a lot, and had a lot of fun. I've made a lot of friends, and a few enemies. I could probably force this and come up with a few relatively eloquent paragraphs about lessons learned through humerous stories during my time here, but I don't really feel like it. Maybe in honor of the occasion I'll post a few stories over the next few days...

Here's hoping for 33 more years here, a comfortable retirement, and a quiet death.



p.s. The title does not account for leap year.